CHRISTMAS GIFTS I CAN’T GET

By the Mighty Mumford

CHRISTMAS GIFTS I CANNOT GET

 

Every year we will regret

The gifts that we cannot get…

Like a brand new car

Or a giant bar

Of beeswax for skier Suzette.

I’d like to put my vote here,

For sugar-free ginger beer…

With kick that sails

Beyond ginger ales,

To that stuff I’d certainly steer!

I suppose it’s too much to ask,

To simplify my modeling task…

A coal trestle guide

With examples world-wide,

From present-times and from the past.

And while I’m thinking so wild,

I’m hoping to be profiled…

To sell my book

So folks will look

And I’ll get a check once in a while!

 

–Jonathan Caswell

 Softcover edition available direct from the publisher at:

http://www.publishamerica.net/product42055.html/ ,

For $16.95…plus shipping and handling.

Also available at:

http://www.amazon.com/Spirit-Led-Limericks-Other-Christian-Poetry/dp/1456098411, in both softcover and Kindle editions…

And as a Nook edition at:

http://barnesandnoble.com/spirit-led-limericks-and-other-christian-poetry-jonathan-caswell/1102002930?ean=2940012886385 .

 

 

 

 

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