CHRISTMAS GIFTS I CANNOT GET
Every year we will regret
The gifts that we cannot get…
Like a brand new car
Or a giant bar
Of beeswax for skier Suzette.
I’d like to put my vote here,
For sugar-free ginger beer…
With kick that sails
Beyond ginger ales,
To that stuff I’d certainly steer!
I suppose it’s too much to ask,
To simplify my modeling task…
A coal trestle guide
With examples world-wide,
From present-times and from the past.
And while I’m thinking so wild,
I’m hoping to be profiled…
To sell my book
So folks will look
And I’ll get a check once in a while!
Softcover edition available direct from the publisher at:
For $16.95…plus shipping and handling.
Also available at:
http://www.amazon.com/Spirit-Led-Limericks-Other-Christian-Poetry/dp/1456098411, in both softcover and Kindle editions…
And as a Nook edition at:
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